That right there is nature's dental floss, mmm hmm.

Alright, alright, alriiiiiight.

Clearly this 300' tall Hillary Clinton has but one explanation: Fuku-goddamn-shima! Those fucking incompetent Jap bastards have created a feminist kaiju against which we are all - and by this I mean white males like me - powerless! POWERLESS!! How would them little fuckers like it if we dropped a nuke on them and…

Gerry, I am going to give you some serious advice here: fill the toilet with holy water. It's the only way to be sure.

Oh, c'mon, it's not like the put a bounty on her dead or alive...sheesh.

I take your comment here, Rocza, as a clean and open proposition and I am DOWN with that! Let the sextarificalations commence!

I just keep hearing the name WeePiglet in my head and giggling hysterically. Thank you.

I could agree with her on the smelling part if and only if they were diapers that had come from breastfed babies who are not on any other food source yet. It's sick, but I miss the smell of my daughter's poop from back then. So buttery and light as opposed to the sailor stool she spews and regularly clogs my goddamn…

And it IS just like the gypsy woman said!

Khloe's baby? Totally mine. Yep. I sold Lamar some clean jizz. Wait'll that baby comes out blonde and bue-eyed. Yessir, it'll be a helluva thing.

As a man, a manly man, with arms the size of treetrunks and knees the size of Idaho, I say to my fellow Y-Chromosomers, "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Aw, thanks. *blushing*

If they outlaw blowjobs and butt secks only the criminals will have blowjobs and butt secks.

He's either being intentionally obtuse about why it pissed people off because he realizes how shitty it sounded or he's dumber'n a bag of hammers. Either way, this works out great for him since for a few hours people will know who he is before he goes back to his with willfully misogynistic or wildly oblivious life.…

Yer giving them three chances? Damn, yer generous as fuck. I always went into a one-night stand with the sure and certain knowledge that if I didn't make her cum SOMEHOW - and that could include simply handing her the Jackrabbit and getting the fuck outta her way - I was not getting invited back for round two.

"...they will have that new car smell."

An early release of Ms. Cheney's statement:

That dude is gonna feel PRETTY stupid when he hears that his letter went viral like this.

"She just oughta."

And I just love you. Seriously. That one little line made everything work...just right.

Edit: I just read the rest of the comments and wanted to add, yo, fuck all y'all whats given shit for the oughta. I oughta use internetinjistic skills to incapacitatinate youse fucken shitweaselly fucktassels.