I love Khloe Kardashian and hate that evil shrew Ani DiFranco. Thank you, Jezebel.

OMG! ABC is trying to turn the morning gay!

Yeah, as a guy I was thinking, "Uh, who sees this piece of equipment? Do you have spares lined up on the counter in the bathroom or in emergency spots around the house/apartment? Are you showing them off? If you are, just STOP. Problem solved."

I think it's pretty clear what happened here. Their name? Prancing Elites. Obviously, what the parade folks thought they were getting was an exhibition of Prancercise:

OMG! He's paying you!? I was told I would get college credit...

*sob* I am jealous of his masculine security!

I am totally shaming you, you sluts! SHAME!

WHORE!

Is it true that everyone who comments here actually is contractually obligated to have sex with James Deen? And...d'oh!

I was not shocked by what he said, I expected it. I applauded A&E for their decision because, really, what else could they do? My anger and my problems with this came with the waves of gibberish spouting shit-weasels wailing "first amendment" and "freedom of speech". That's my issue. Not that these duck people are,…

What kind of sick fuck would do something like this? A ring? Really? What does a ring remind people of? Exactly. A vagina. With a diamond clitoris. Any father sick enough to want his daughter to have a vagina on her finger is a twisted fuck indeed.

OMG! I totes am mashing on this article. My abusive ex - who never laid a hand on me, but looked like she wanted to once or twice over Skype - put me through HELL. I barely survived. I was so traumatized that I was literally paralyzed. I was unable to do ANYTHING because of her control over me which she gained by…

Steve Martin is a horrible, horrible, awful, terrible, meanie mcmeanster for taking advantage of Khloe in this delicate time. I am starting a petition to demand that he apologize and buy the printer for her himself.

I refuse to talk about this. Which dovetails nicely with my refusal to listen to R. Kelly.

Shockingly, the Pontiff also affirmed: the virgin birth despite myriad scientific evidence against it, Jesus' miracles even though everybody knows there were just kinda made-up and also declared that the church was STILL anti-abortion. This statement was delivered from the bed of his 12 year-old boy lover, Geraldo.

*waiting patiently*

But you still wrote this in pasties and a g-string, yes?

Thanks, Rexy!

Well, I thank the goddess that I can now say with science's (or whatever we're calling evo psych today) full backing what everyone has been thinking but was just afraid to say: that you are all a pack of damn dirty monkey WHORES!

Finally. God, them Vermeers been stinking it UP since like 1722, yo! Nikon D4, my man.