Honestly, if you made a movie that good, why chance making anything else that might suck? Unless I had another sure thing, I wouldn't.

I'm still partial to this one:

https://archive.org/details/ABoyAn…

Best. Ending. Ever.

Wait. There are NO fees? The who the fuck have I been sending $19.99 a month to for the past 30 fucking years? Dammit, I knew this "Official Feminist" card was too good to be true!

Wait. Wait. Wait. Stull Cemetery from Supernatural Season 5? Swan Song?

Oh, ok, yeah. That place it TOTALLY a gate to Hell. It's where Sam took Lucifer and Michael into the cage, yo. She's just lucky, I tell you what.

I'm pretty sure that what's wrong with Kansas is that they have not yet re-named this place from Stull to Skull, duh. Fucking Kansans...

The Comedian is not impressed:

I came here expecting chocolate fetuses (fetii?). And not the cheap-o hollow ones either. I wanted either solid chocolate or a truffle filling, dammit. Now, I just feel emptiness.

I can only hope that somewhere Bon Scott is smiling at them coming down the stairs to him and Angus' classic:

I know! Bugs and bird poop! Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Also, I am of the opinion that Cameron Diaz looks like a fish. For her career, I found her attractive in one scene in Gangs of New York and that's it.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of that scene in Aliens where they have the face hugger in the glass case?

"...and after the placenta detached, we took it to my uncle who is an organic taxidermist and he was able to preserve it naturally for all time since we had named it and felt it would be wrong to just let this important member of our family slip away. So now, 'Jenfilander' can be with us forever, right here in our…

I remember in 7th grade health class being taught, "...and there is another term used for people who practice the rhythm method: they're called parents."

If only it could interpret intent and tweet appropriate songs with hashtags. @tweetbrawearer's bra has been undone to the tune of

YES!

That is all.

So wait, how do you want me to upload this unsolicited junk pic? I KNOW YOU WANT ME!

Because heaven forfend you actually discuss such things with your children and give them the tools necessary to deal with such situations using their own intellect. Nope, farm out the parenting to an app and then sue the company when it fails to prevent your child from sending out nude selfies to Creepy McCreepster.

I understand the sentiment behind this, but this article comes off as attacking Kate Bosworth for the fact that she's been given these opportunities rather than attacking the people who have afforded her them at the expense of others. It reads as a mean-spirited screed against a woman who, as far as I can tell, has…

I'd be fine y'know with LETTING any wife o' mine keep her last name, but her first name is definitely changing to Shelby Super Snake or maybe Ziggy Stardust. That's not gay. Is that gay? Ok, fine, then it's totally gonna be Shelby Super Snake and she's gonna have to make revving sounds during sex; deep, throaty,…

Eh, maybe it's my fanatical hatred of bangs coloring my judgement, but I prefer the old Amy. Oh Amy, why did you ever change?? *sob*

Is it just me or is she roughly 167% more attractive before the cut and...whatever it is they did to her face? Just me? Ok, I'm good with that.