I can guarantee that this woman never called or visited her uncle and only popped up after she realized how much this unit might be worth.

Hey, more power to ya man, I just like the more subtle ones that don’t actually have any writing on them. I have this in Cap, Deadpool, Spiderman, Avengers, and a couple others, in both this style, and with hoods. Love em all.

There are over 2000 posts now! I’m going to add my story, though I doubt many of you will see it.

I also live in Florida in a house on stilts with an enclosed downstairs that we made into a workshop. I really hate going down there, especially at night, because I’m pretty sure its haunted by roaches and honestly I’d rather have a ghost in my house than roaches.

I honestly think it’s too danged hot and humid for ghosts in Florida, plus they can’t compete with the genuine human craziness. Florida seems to be the least haunted place on earth.

Ha! Back atcha! Twin Cervix!

Who’s a good boy!

This happened to a friend of a friend earlier this summer (as told by my friend). I’ll call her friend Jane. Jane is a nurse who works a specific shift at a local hospital and keeps a really consistent schedule. She gets up at 5am, takes a shower, and then heads off to work. Jane lives in a bungalow a block away…

When this happened, I was living in a small house with my boyfriend (now my husband) and our two cats. I was especially close with our male cat, my baby. My boyfriend always joked that he followed me around like a little dog. He was always happy to see me, always wanted to cuddle me, and would even lick my hair when…

My mom tells us not to talk about it, but there is something sensitive about our family. We feel things, and then we bite our tongues to prevent bothers from thinking we are nuts.

Hey! Nice name.

When I started out I was working in Chicago as a night editor at a production/post house. The building the company was situated in was an old 7 story (I think, forget the exact number) place that survived the Chicago mafia’s heyday. The place had exposed brick walls, the A/C was obviously added later as it was just…

When I was in my early twenties, I drove my friend to the hospital after his dad had a heart attack. I stuck around with him waiting for news, and we were sitting outside the hospital on the curb when the strangest thing happened.

So basically just our normal Tuesday routine

I will dress up in a sheet and hover outside your apt if you like? (I will also make this noise the whole time: ooOOOOOooooOOOoooo)

We had a friend of the family named Ruth, who had been a college friend of my grandmother and very close to our family. She wasn’t married and didn’t have kids, but she was an infinitely sweet and generous woman who was a very dear auntie to all of us. Ruth also had an amazing house: a sprawling stone house with Tudor…

At least you are well positioned for getting the shit scared out of you.

Yes, I have been waiting for this! I’ve always been away before, but this time I am ready, though I’m in the grays. Oh well.

Every goddamn year, I open this story LIKE A SUCKER while I’m on the toilet pooping. And now I’m afraid to move.