Reading this was intense.

House Hunters is my guilty pleasure because I just judge the shit out of people on it. My favorite, actually, is the Property Virgins show or anything with first-time homebuyers, especially in, like, suburban Texas where property is dirt-cheap. You always get the 23-year-old newlywed couple with a budget of like…

I HATE Flip or Flop. That woman is so dead behind the eyes I can’t stand watching them.

At least the Property Brothers seem like they’re happy to help people get their dream home. The Flip or Flop couple makes no bones that they’re just in it for the $$$. And the wife’s attitude when they first look at the homes screams “Ugh, poors live here” to me.

“Gigantic clocks: Why no room is complete without one.”

I imagine the first issue will have headlines like “Shiplap—the greatest? Or the best?” and “Look at this rusty shit I charged you $1,000 for” and “Barndoors—not just for barns anymore!”

I enjoyed Flip or Flop one time. It was a couple weeks ago. They LOST money on the house. It was fucking glorious.

Flip or Flop is the worst!

I laughed so hard I farted when reading this.

You know what this tells me? That the police are pretty clearly not interested in just exploring their ‘beats’, they are concerned with their little ticket quota. Loot the random number of people that have found corpses in the last week - 2. Versus how many cops that have the specific job of finding crap like this? I…

fuck em! There are plenty of hours in the day to have fun. And there are thousands of people in those apartment buildings trying to get sleep before work/school.

4th of july is one night that everyone knows is coming a year away. This has been like this every night for almost a week now.

Yes, in replying to the OP commenting on that worse than useless woman, who sure found her way to opening her door for a microphone though, it’s fair to focus on her inaction.

Good for your mom. I’m glad she’s okay. I once had a roaring fight with a boyfriend when I said that, if someone were attacking me, I would jab them in the eye with a key. I thought this was a good idea. He did not, and lectured me on how awful it would be to blind someone.

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Hey there. How you doing?

They damn well better, considering how they insulted Nicole Beharie and shot themselves in every foot available in the third season finale. I think they actually grew extra feet, then shot them.