swanjun
swanjun
swanjun

Didn’t everyone know this? Hm. Maybe not.

I laughed so hard I farted when reading this.

You know what this tells me? That the police are pretty clearly not interested in just exploring their ‘beats’, they are concerned with their little ticket quota. Loot the random number of people that have found corpses in the last week - 2. Versus how many cops that have the specific job of finding crap like this? I

fuck em! There are plenty of hours in the day to have fun. And there are thousands of people in those apartment buildings trying to get sleep before work/school.

4th of july is one night that everyone knows is coming a year away. This has been like this every night for almost a week now.

Yes, in replying to the OP commenting on that worse than useless woman, who sure found her way to opening her door for a microphone though, it’s fair to focus on her inaction.

Good for your mom. I’m glad she’s okay. I once had a roaring fight with a boyfriend when I said that, if someone were attacking me, I would jab them in the eye with a key. I thought this was a good idea. He did not, and lectured me on how awful it would be to blind someone.

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Forgive the grammar, but I found this hilarious.

Hey there. How you doing?

That last one is the creepiest perv dog in the history of history.

I miss John Candy!

I’ll be in my cheese bunk.

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know how this kinja worked.

Does anyone know what happened to Limitless?

Ok, random internet person, we’ll take your word for it.

They damn well better, considering how they insulted Nicole Beharie and shot themselves in every foot available in the third season finale. I think they actually grew extra feet, then shot them.