Me, either. I was thinking it had something to do with some denominations eating fish on Fridays, but I have no idea how that could relate to coffee.

I had the same thought!

“But this is a gussied-up version of a non-book that was rejected and replaced half a century ago, offered up now by a shady lawyer in extremely dubious circumstances, trying to tell you that one of the best American novels ever written was wrong about its most beloved character.”

Okay, this is totally dumb, but I still giggled in an unseemly fashion.

I loved the detail that she maintained eye contact with the server the whole time — I can totally picture it!

I miss this look! It makes me think wistfully of Bell Beefers.

I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I totally am.

Snape would like his coffee stirred widdershins.

I'm still kind of giggling over Bison Feral Appendages from last week's comments. :)

Last time we went there, my husband ordered a double whopper with cheese, and I ordered a bacon double cheeseburger and a value-sized onion ring. When the order came, they forgot the onion rings and inexplicably put bacon on his burger. Oh, and they gave us Diet Coke instead of regular.

Hubby and I actually ate at Bison Feral Appendages for the first time a couple months ago and it was awful!

Caraway is my arch-nemesis.