I mean if she’s happy good for her or whatever but that song still sucks.

lol k

Useless allies are the ones bitching to strangers on the internet.

And then there are people who are depressed and anxious who tried the trial-and-error method with antidepressants only to find it didn’t do shit but they know that a pill will make them happier, more productive people in twenty minutes.

k.

Nah, mom probably believed it was a “misunderstanding.”

lol k

I knew a guy who called cabernet sauvignon “cab sauv.” Like there’s ANOTHER kind of cabernet to differentiate it from (I mean, there is, but we weren’t drinking that because we were poor college kids). He was a douche.

Chris Cornell :(

I don’t know, but I hate her song. It’s the laziest hip hop I’ve ever heard and yet it’s super popular? What is happening? It literally sounds like she’s whining the whole time. “Duhduh DUUUUH duh duh, duhduh, DUUUUH duh duh.” She needs to talk to Missy. Maybe she can slap some skills into her.

BECAUSE OBAMA HAD SHIT TO DO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO DISTRACT THE PUBLIC FROM HIS TREASON WITH RUSSIA.

EXACTLY. Nobody says the phrase “fucking the black out of this kid” (paraphrasing) because it just bubbled up from their cerebral cortex on its own.

I’m a Becky and this is disgusting from top to bottom. Do these middle schoolers even fucking know what they’re supposed to be simulating? Do their fucking white trash trailer park parents think this is cute? JFC.

I would disagree with you, but you’re right.

Mexico wanted all national debt to be forgiven before they let us in. Crafty bastards.

It’s either just a harmless fluff piece about bitching with your friends, or:

I cannot believe he pulled the massage bit so many times. Literally the last time I heard that I was a freshman in college. And it was transparent and gross even then.

Whatever I saw a half-naked chick running for her life through most of the movie because she had sex. The 70's already did this. And did it better.

No that face screams, “I was already on top of the kitchen table while you dozed in front of Law & Order.”

But she’s also known for being an angry violent ass.