Who knew Assange was a Bills fan? Besides that rape thing, I mean?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Edited: I learned to embed tweet!

Pierre-Paul would make a great pitcher then, he doesn’t even have any fingers left on his throwing hand.

This is some awful terrible shit, really. U.S. politics really don’t need MORE divisiveness and hostility, and while one might say trolling repugnicans into their own civil war is for a good cause - well, the only thing one can say to that is that the only thing worse than a two-party system is a one-party system.

I envy you if this is what makes you sad.

This attempt is way off base. Trump supporters should focus their efforts on the real enemy: the Judean People’s Front.

I mean, he said basically the same thing as the jury. Zimmerman was a dangerous retard, but there is no proof he was not acting in self defense when he fired the shot.

He’s not quite on the side of Zimmerman since he agrees that Zimmerman was a real shitbag, but did believe-- which is unfortunately consistent with the law that allowed George Zimmerman to walk free-- that he had legal right to shoot.

“Grimes spent three successful years with the Dolphins, earning a spot on their 50th anniversary all-time team.”

You know that moment where you just know your girl is gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and it’s not the right time, it’ll never be the right time, and oh, man, this is really gonna suck and/or hurt?

Jokes on you,all the shoes have MRSA on them.

But what about Frank Grimes...?

It’s always the broke ones that blame everything on the Jews.

Jokes on her, I’m into it

If Miko was to tweet on this, I imagine it would go something like this.

Like, a Miami-Herald reporter eating her ass

Miko Grimes: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong Lifetime Achievement Award Winner 2016.

Went to her twitter page. She seems pleasant.