Is the Trump campaign seriously peddling a “he’s found Jesus” narrative to the Religious Right? Because that is both patently absurd and completely believable.

And the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

i don’t get how this is going to get people to stop voting for him but him not believing in global warming was okay

His cousin Pepe is starting to rub off on him.

Gotta love the way a ten year old video held until four weeks before the election, though.

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

Just cause Brady was suspended, you think he doesn’t deserve a pre-season game?

How to easily identify if it’s a Clown or Juggalo... Look and see if they are really really fat and holding a bottle of FAYGO soda. If they are fat and Drinking some weird flavor of soda, It’s a harmless juggalo. They may smell bad and act like they are tough, but they are completely harmless. In fact if one tries…

I think we need a total and complete shutdown on clowns, entering the country, until people can work out what the hell is going on.

Corrupt, but not necessarily “evil.”

Was it from a squirt gun? And was said car packed with 8 other clowns?

this is boring. its not really different than the recent fascinations with vampires and zombies in that all are manifestations of a collective anxiety toward certain powerful elements in society, like corporations, mindless consumers, and authority figures.

The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clowns.

The solution is to release herds of feral puppeteers and magicians to drive off the clowns.

It’s to distract us from the horrifying truth that the spooky skeletons are already inside our bodies.

Eric the Clown helped put out a fire so they aren’t all bad...

The situation is under control. We went to party city and bought all the batman costumes.

None too polite buddayy! Don’t call me buddayy, gyeay, I’m not you’re gyeay, fwiend! I’m not your fwiend buddayy!

Lester Holt, meanwhile, is constantly trolled for being terrible at throwing over to first base...

STEVE HOLT!