swampyyankee
SwampYankee
swampyyankee

“from memory”

Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

“Sadly, police were able to cut power to the jumbotron billboard after approximately five minutes.”

Redditors were quick to identify the exact film

Damn liberal fact checkers!! FAILED Starfleet keeps building new Enterprises because of incompetent leadership blowing up the ones they already have. I’m going to build a wall along the Neutral Zone and make the Romulans pay for it. #MakeStarfleetGreatAgain

Give me one single goddamn rational reason why ANYONE with half a brain shouldn’t be anti-Trump. The man is an irrational, illogical, ignorant, narcissistic, racist sociopath and a menace.

We used the best protomatter in Genesis, really, people are telling me it’s the best they’ve ever seen. We’re gonna make the Mutara Nebula so great, it’s unbelievable!

Atredis/Stilgar 2016 The Spice Must Flow

It’s obvious you either didn’t read the article, or are unable to comprehend the information that was presented. The stereotypical Trump supporter, stay classy you :)

I sent investigators to Hawaii to look into reports that Martok was not born on Kronos, and you won’t believe what they are finding.  

Sorry, buddy, I’m not a libertarian. I’m a city-dwelling liberal in one of the bluest states in the country. I was just raised not to trust the US government.

Because of that time he wouldn’t let his wife talk at the DNC

Finally, a politician even Dan Quayle can make “dumbass” jokes about…

I couldn’t tell you my neighbor’s name either.

Decades of many people wanting the federal government to do something, whatever that something is, leads me to believe that we give lip service to libertarianism...but we really aren’t libertarians.

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

This guy was governor of a state that borders Mexico.