Like J.J. Watt, I am from Wisconsin. And like J.J. Watt, I am disappointed that a place called “colby cheese college” does not actually exist.

This is a false flag operation! It’s all JJ’s people pushing the story that he may be out for the season so when he defies the odds and heroically comes back in week 10, he can cement his legacy, gain more endorsements, and sell more jerseys (or whatever the point of his being such a tryhard actually is).

My god that’s a lot of handjobs if they want to make the playoffs.

Yes, it is a nice haircut. Because this is totally a picture of me and definitely not someone else.

Hi JJ. How many box jumps did you do today?

I was going to say if the performance against NE is the barometer the whole Texans team must have severe injuries of some kind.

I’m pretty sure it’s all part of the plan to have Carson Wentz replace Manning and Watt as the player your dad looks up to and wishes he had as his son.

I hope he keeps gobbling PEDs during his rehab or he might turn back into Judge Reinhold.

Hopefully he recovers enough to record one tackle in the wild card round blowout loss to the Steelers

First Tiger and now Watt. Lindsey Vonn likes it rough.

Are you my boss? That’s one hell of an eerily accurate description.

1) Stuck on 95
2) Stuck on 495 trying to get to 95
3) Fearful of parking anywhere outside of a two block radius
4) Ol’ Fish Face finally getting the karma he so richly deserves

Because no one wants to watch someone try to juggle watching porn, not getting caught watching porn, and appearing to do some bit of work that helps the company?

Judging by the reaction of all the white guys in the room *Trump included* Don King’s job is to say the N-word so Trump doesn’t slip and say it himself.

The smirks on the faces of all of the jackasses behind King when he dropped the n bomb says it all.

Wayne Brady choked a bitch

If it was a black child he’d be a race-mixer, which makes Pepe sad.

If it was a black child, it’d be less than 20%

I think he meant to say naggers.