Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

When someone replies to your criticism with a self-deprecating remark it’s considered good form at that point not keep criticizing them. Unless one wants to come across as an asshole, then by all means keep doing that.

You’re awfully invested in hating my post. A bit too invested to debate the definition of “amusing,” frankly.

Hot takes like that must be fun at parties.

It doesn’t. It turns a shitty pun into an amusing reference that is still a shitty pun.

Gronk gets YACs because he is The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

Bearspin needs to be a thing, nothing but a sub-blog of bear videos

If only Ryan Fitzpatrick possessed the arm strength required to earn one of these tweets.

Very cool.

My dad got to run the EMP effects testing on at least 2 of these planes back in the late 70s/early 80s. He was the first to use the Atlas 1 trestle at Kirkland. He proved his claim that the then already dated and rather simple tech of the B-52 would not be affected by an EMP at a time that the USAF was ready to scrap…

Saw the B1b at Wings Over the Rockies, that bird is a big bitch...it was awesome!

They did not laugh at me.

“the first time all three bombers flew a formation pass over Andersen Air Force Base, dispersed and then simultaneously conducted operations in the South China Sea and Northeast Asia.”

The Battle Of Missouri rages on, even with St. Louis no longer represented. Old habits die hard.

What the hell do Chiefs and Rams fans even have to fight about? At a preseason game, no less? “Dude, the Chiefs are the most aggressively mediocre!” “Bro, Vermeil cried harder after Rams games!” “Red goes better with mustard yellow!” “Fuck your mother!"

I watched the friggin polls minute-by-minute, spellbound that the British people could be so ignorant of what they were getting themselves into.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

That’s just it, with Trump you *don’t* know what comes next.

Trump is fundamentally unfit for public office, (The SHIT coming out of his mouth alone is absolutely damming), which is why he has NEVER so much as been on a city council.

Yeah- somehow the whole “man made political famine bordering on genocide” convinced many Ukrainians that the enemy of their enemy was their friend.