swampyyankee
SwampYankee
swampyyankee

Oh come now, these things happen. Many times at my job have I worked a very long time on something, only to have it crash for some inexplicable reason and lose all of my work. It’s called working on Microsoft Excel.

Does it really matter? Credible or not I think it helps to publicize this sort of stuff — both to expose this ugliness and to push sites like Twitter to improve their harassment policies.

Drink deeply of life. Breath in excitement. Rub pizza all over your body. Breath it in and live.
Bartolo Cologne
A men’s fragrance by Cici’s all you can eat pizza buffet.

Bartolo Colon, who turns 43 years old today,

Back in my day bears didn’t take shit like that from no water.

A bear among bears.

Bear’s got motor. Real gritty bear.

Epic: in which we meet the hero, see the hero face his/her greatest obstacle, see the hero fail (believing him/her to have died), and then see the hero rise, triumphant. Cue inspirational music, role credits.

To all the haters who thought Bartolo Colon couldn’t swim or navigate a rapid here is your proof.

That's a damn good bear, a bear's bear.

And, in a pinch, they could be used by washed-out catchers to tail old girlfriends back to their apartment.

Haha. Hahaha. It’s never over in New England. We hold grudges like you wouldn’t believe!

It’s alright Pablo. You’ll be fine. Keep your chins up.

Philadelphia, the city of (no homo) brotherly love.

If there is a God in Heaven, by this time next year Justin Bieber will be sitting next to Johnny Manziel in that same Columbus bar, looking back on his own shattered career...

That looks like an excellent solution to the F-16's very high stall speed. Makes it much more effective for CAS.

I miss Tyler...

Damn, I was gonna go Best Fans in Bergen-Belsen.