Spoken like a true sheltered asshole. The world is dangerous in various places for various different people. To acknowledge that fact isn’t to be racist, it is to be realistic.

Yeah, how dare you you racist prick. I can’t believe you'd want to avoid areas where you’re not welcome or liked in the first place.

+ 1 square of Elsinore Beer

“...but I do say no more than 10-20 million killed...tops!”

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

I am in a unit with a fellow pilot... that I swear-to-gurd... looks like the short-haired version of that “NO RAGRETS” dude.

Naturally, I can no longer take that guy seriously.

He... also posts that meme knowing he looks like the guy. I enjoy it.

I’m actively hoping you eat a bad burrito and die on a toilet.

Putin on a Ritz

Why did you offer “Fuck you Johnny Manziel” to Greg Hardy?

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

This was the best moment of the game, hands down. DEAD-EYED ELI STARE.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

I watch other teams with RBs that hit the hole and run in space and generally just look like real RBs...and then I see Lagarette Blount and Steven Jackson run like they are in thigh high water with cement shoes and it makes me sad.

Don’t know much about the guy, but it sucks since it sounds like he did pretty good until yesterday with less than ideal circumstances.

They fired just one coach? I thought they’d go for two.

Brady will be treating the offensive linemen to dinner. At Chipotle.