What, you’re not going to blame this one on the Jews?

(Yea, uh, that’s not what you fucked up on, Bill

Rex Ryan: “What do you think?”

This one goes out to all the Seahawk fans who said the Panthers are overrated and were going to lose “in the first round”.

are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses

Ok, that wasn't just me. I thought my tv was going to blow up.

Off topic, but can someone please kill whoever is responsible for the ticking on the GB-WAS broadcast.

Like his pudgy body and flapping jowls, a mushy bag of reeking imbecility.

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

Calm down and try not to take everything on the Internet so serious.

I’ve had sex with 55-year-old women in my college years that made me hate myself less than recommending that. But recommended it I did.

Drones have been lost too. The government was not interested in my 99 cent “Find My Reaper” app.

Considering that the thing didn’t have a seeker, warhead, fuse, or rocket motor attached, and considering we’ve sold and fired these things all over the goddamn globe (30+ nations and counting), and considering this was an earlier variant of a 30 year old design... I highly doubt that China, Russia, Cuba or anyone…

Escort the missile?

BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Manzeil attempts to drink Football Cat.

BREAKING NEWS: Football Cat named new head coach of the Cleveland Browns

As a drunk myself, I would like to say on behalf of all drunks that no drunk worth a damn thinks this kid should be called a drunk.

All I have ever wanted out of life was to play for the NFL and own a McDonalds.

There’s nothing better on Thanksgiving than sitting in my car eating some Campbell’s soup out of the can and watching the FD flush the hydrants.