I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Proud member of the Partnership for a Yankees-Free October.

Well, sort of. The author of the bill, Rep. Jim Leach has said:

America wins when the Yankees lose.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

We should be so lucky. Is it wrong to cheer for an Attorney General?

I reallllllly hope their looming legal problems cut into their advertising budgets.

If it means I can go 38 seconds without a commercial for either of the two I’m for it.

WOOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAR

I’ll take “Most Punchable Faces of 2015” for $800, Alex.

I used to work as an RA in an all freshman dorm, and you would see this exact sort of behavior happen all the time. Drunk + white + male + angry + freshmen + sense of entitlement = this kind of bullshittery. It’s crazy. What is even more crazy, though, is how fast they turn into blubbery little bitches as soon as a…

And thus marks the least beligerant and most socially well adjusted behavior a UConn student has ever demonstrated while faced with disappointment.

- “I tell you, that bacon jalapeño mac and cheese. It does things to a man.”

Oh, this comment is rare. I would never presume to insult you by saying “well done.”

As a member of the thick-sliced, minimally-cooked beef community, I take offense at this “steakhead” slur.

Because industries built entirely on exploitation of human weaknesses are unseemly. Especially when the weakness you’re targeting has a documented history of destroying whole families.

I’ll give you my reasons, but first a word from my sponsors at DraftKings and FanDuel

Do you own a television?

Watch it for ten minutes, and you’ll understand why I for one hate these people so much.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.