“Hold me closer toilet dancer”

two photos that define a generation:

I read that blog, it was the biggest pile of garbage i’ve ever seen. How can you claim to be only grading what is after the snap, but yet you grade a “dropped interception” as something more than just an incomplete pass. Also, drawing penalties and making good pre-snap reads lead to positive results and are absolutely…

What’s the over/under on how many Thanksgivings Curt has ruined? He’s 48, so I’m going to put it at 20.

YOU WANT GOOD WORDS? DATE A LANGUAGER.

I’m reading Cromartie’s tweet as Cromartie thinking Jimmie is one of his kids and it’s both hilarious and sad.

I’d bet on him trying again and reaching the top before I’d bet on the Browns in the SB.

I had never heard of (this) Jimmie Johnson, and curiosity took me to his Wikipedia page.

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Cleveland Man

To be fair, if he’s a Browns fan it’s a pretty safe bet things didn’t beginning or middle well either.

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

It was recovered. I think it was overheard that it had to be “clawed from his dead hands”, but they got it back.

It tasers you and then calls the manufacturer. They come pick it up and you are forced to pay for the robot therapy.

I love that Amendola just casually gives Tom’s 400th TD ball away to some people in the stands

I seem to remember an old Sega Genesis game called Mutant Football which had a fire-field stadium...

Fortunately, any endorsement by Brady of a GOP candidate is largely falling on deaf ears. The vast majority of New Englanders are staunch liberals (and even the conservative ones, like my parents, would NEVER vote for Trump...or make their decisions based on Brady’s endorsement, for that matter), and non-New…

Still not as bad as the staph-filled locker room in Cleveland.

“Doooooooon’t caaaaaaaaaare.” -Jay Cutler

Ugh. So smart on the field. Off the field.... not so much.