swampyyankee
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swampyyankee

I understand that butt-play is now firmly established in the hetero sexytimes canon, but when did it become a daytime activity that one engages in? Is this the new norm? Like, “You know what would drive me wild right about now? You fingering my butthole which has been stewing in my jeans for a couple of hours in the

He’s a Buffalo man: eating ass is nothing new.

You have to excuse Bills fans. In about 6 or 7 weeks, it’ll be hibernation season.

Plot twist: The one on the left is also a chick.

It’s almost like Bills fans have perfected their craft of drinking and fucking. Which makes sense they’ve had nothing better to do on Sundays in 20+ years.

At least nobody was shouting “Worldstar!” 75 times.

This post is a failure for not showing the guy sniffing his own hand, which you absolutely KNOW he did.

“I was knocking on the door of the Buffalo Wild Wings when I heard the fighting on the other side.”

I had to re-listen to that because I heard “a salt battery” and was confused by not seeing a single Philly fan in the brawl.

“I was there first and I have proof.”
— Brian Williams

When the group of San Francisco fans got outside, it looks like they ran into a group of Giants fans

“Waaaaaarrrrriiiiiooorrrrrrssssssss, come out to pl—Hey, are those hot wings?!?!”

Just a gut feeling.

You say this started inside Buffalo Wild Wings, but based on the content of the video, what indications do we really have that these are people who would eat a lot of Buffalo Wild Wings?

The first mobile device manufacturer to automatically orient their camera to landscape mode no matter how the device is being held will make a trillion dollars.

Yes, absolutely. That’s exactly the neck and facial hair I was expecting from an NFL fan filming a fight outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings.

It looked like a Peter Gabriel video.

no need to call Saul

I enjoy the “thats assault and battery, dawg!” on-site legal advice.

God, people have no fucking qualms about kicking others in the face and head... What is that even about?