Quiet you, don’t let reality ruin the joke.

That ambulance is the best drive the Bills had all day.

The best part of the game was the bills player who got flagged for taunting after a patriots touchdown. I am not making this up.

...are five fingers

It’ll look a lot like the time Brett Favre traced a Thanksgiving dong-turkey — misshapen, knotted, and smaller than normal.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

Eli Manning thinks JPP’s hand looks great, because he’s lost count of how many fingers you’re supposed to have.

I’d like to reiterate my request that he draws a Thanksgiving hand-turkey with that hand and posts it online.

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Well, if that happens I sure hope Draft Kings will tell us about it. Maybe take out a commercial or something (if they have a budget for advertising).

Tyler, we should hear him out. After all, didn’t you hear? Just because he wasn’t in the military doesn’t mean he didn’t get “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Stay tuned as James Harrison, Jr and the Goodell kid act out the next installment of their family feud in As the Football Spirals

It’s a good thing Russell Wilson sent him a whole case of recovery water. It instantly stopped the severe internal brain trauma and caused his forehead to heal like Wolverine. #NanoBubbles

You want to sign up for combat duty in Syria or are you just suggesting that the dirty work be left for others?

Now, how does Russia fit into this simple chart of the Syrian conflict?

#arabSpring