Eli is the poster boy for moderately successful mouth-breathers everywhere

The coaches upstairs tried to advise the field, but their headsets were only picking up the Pats-Steelers broadcast.

The Giants really sacked this one up no matter what, but I’ll cut ‘em slack on one thing — I really can’t understand how there’s a rule on the NFL books that actually rewards the losing defense for taking a penalty late in a game.

His mouth must be so dry all the time.

You’ve got to think if Jerry Jones hadn’t skimped on the stadium electronics there'd be a board somewhere clearly indicating how many timeouts each team had.

Since when is helpful enlightenment of ignorance being “that guy?” He corrected a glaring error and hopefully saved the author a modicum of embarrassment.

You mean this guy?

If only he’d been wearing a Scott Norwood jersey. Then he would have missed wide right.

Just senseless.

Breaking News: Buffalo Bills will continue tradition of human sacrifice as long as win streak continues

Back and to the left.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

And all it cost was a tripling of the national debt from 1981-1988. Leadership and pride, indeed.

I know Cruise Missles and other things are better than 16 inch guns, but damn Battleships are sexy.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Your butthurt is showing.

Pretty sure that they aren’t going to be able to trade the 41 year old corpse of Manning for a bag of balls.

Peyton signs with New England.

On the downside big name quarterback ? Sounds like a perfect guy to trade to the jets

Megahead is guaranteed to get the team into the playoffs, and also guaranteed to have a shot arm by the time they get there.