Hear hear.

Mankind ought to build a tall wall around that country or whatever the devil it is. Then cut all the connections for couple of generations, or fill it with water for all I care.

Well, it was either this or that Texas sized Meteor. Nice knowing ya boys !

“These are tough decisions, and quite frankly depressing decisions to have to make, but ones that need to be made sooner than later nonetheless.”

I will never be able to look at that array without thinking this again. Well done.

This sensor array looks like the top half of a robot throwing his hands over his head in surprise and alarm. It just does.

Russia - We have new missiles of incalculable death dealing potential

I’m fine. Thanks for your concern. That doesn’t change the fact that the Colts are an organization of rats.

Where is the “AFC Rat” banner? That’s the one they earned this year.

Do you want giant robot ants? Because that’s how you get giant robot ants!

Thanks Obama!

Yeah, fuck me for providing helpful context for people who may be curious about reviews like this but have never played a Panzer General-style game.

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

So the way they “win” is to initiate a nuclear exchange?

That’s been said about Russia before.

I always figured it’d be hard to notice that particular part of his anatomy, what with Peter King always being in the way of it.

What’s taters Precious?

Well not entirely disappointed, because they can spend the next three months writing the same article over and over again, “What Does Chip Do Now?”

2015: Eagles go 5-11, 3rd in NFC East. Sam Bradford starts 6 games, Mark Sanchez starts 8, and Tim Tebow starts 2. Tebow goes 1-1, selected to Pro Bowl.

F-35, proof that pigs fly. An entire airplane made of pork.