I don’t know if you meant this to be funny or were serious, but considering the length you went to, I’ll respond as if you were serious.
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lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle. maybe both. i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.
Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.
Yeah, no, I have a kid with autism, and if his empty dirty plate is left in front of him for longer than 30 seconds he will have a meltdown. I try to stack the way I would want them stacked, but unless the wait staff is super quick about cleaning the table, I need to stack them before I have a screaming 12 year old.…
That’s kind of a shitty thing to say. I’m vegetarian and I just eat before family occasions. I really try not to be a bother and I’ll bring something that’s good enough. Choosing not to eat meat (or by products which is understandably trickier) is a reasonable life choice. To say they’re being a pain in the ass just…
I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.
Shakespeare: “Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.”
I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.
I don’t understand how a gender swapped Overboard is supposed to work. Given that even in 2017 that most men don’t do their equal share of the housework and childrearing, what on earth is to be gained by convincing an amnesiac rich guy that he’s poor AND your husband? Taking on a fake husband seems like it would be…
For anyone out there who is a fan of RuPauls Drag Race, there was an episode where resident contradictory judge Michelle Visage got owned by Carson Kressley: “Be you, but don’t be you. Give us less, but more.”
I’m not the only one who thinks Davos is kinda hot right?
The most laughable part of this whole episode was the post-episode commentary telling us how riveting the meeting of Ice and Fire was when in reality it was the wet blanket one expected it to be when Pouty McPoutersen and Starey McStarey finally met.
“Hey, I want to rent this really cool Air B&B two towns away! It has two bedrooms and one bathroom. I’m thinking we can fit 10 people in there, though if some people sleep on the floor...”
Emotional labor. I’m too old to deal with people who don’t do their share of it. Example: You’re a grown ass man and wanna dress like a 12 year old boy? Fine, but I’m not going to fuck you or buy your damn clothes for you.
Even people you DO know. I’m over it. Seriously we are all adults here do we need to do sleepovers? I do not like to share a bathroom with anyone not my husband/kids. And even then I only tolerate them because you know they are my direct family.
The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…
is this satire