So my wife and I go to Italy for our honeymoon. A wonderfully romantic trip. After a few days in the Cinque Terre, we decide to head up to Lake Como on the train, with a stop in Milan to switch. I can’t remember the length of the trip and it’s unimportant, but I have to pee. I’m a bit of a germophobe and I…

So Bobby, I live in the same PDX neighborhood as Carrie and see her out and about at Whole Foods, coffee shops, etc. I’d love to be your man on the street. If I see any action, I’ll try to get a picture with my cell phone.

“walking” my dog.

Long time Portland native here. Thinking of moving to our Utopian City? Stay the fuck away, please. Our weirdness has been drastically diluted by your desire to live out your Portlandia dreams, you faux hipster vagabonds. Plus we have one of the worst housing crises’ in the United States. There’s a good chance…

I would MUCH rather see the results of Trump’s Urinalysis than his tax returns. Cheap Speed? Cocaine? What else could he be hiding?

I’m not sure I get the point you’re trying to make? It is cruel and unusual. I don’t disagree.

I was in the Navy back in the 80's. I got into a little trouble and was thrown in the brig and sentenced to 3 days “bread and water”. I don’t know if they’ve changed much since then, but military jails or prisons were know for being draconian. But I guess the same could be said for any penal system.

If this post was in the replies section, I suspect that it would be grayed.

Shame and guilt were and are my parent’s go to tools for manipulation, too. It’s almost as if they didn’t see us as needy, empathy-craving little humans, but just objects to satiate their egos. I guess that’s the definition of a narcissist. My sister is a good, caring, empathetic parent and so am I, I think. It’s a…

My parent’s kept a picture of my four year old sister, coming out of the bath, desperately trying to cover her private parts, in a grouping of pictures in the hallway of our childhood home. When my mom hosted cub scout meetings, all of my cub scout buddies would make a bee line for that photo. She still talks about…

Marc Maron has them both beat. Seriously. You should give his podcast a listen.

Wait, you branded the movie misogynistic and they haven’t even completed casting?

Good job Clover Hope! Way to stay on top of current events! This story has only been showing up in my Apple News for a week and a half.

“The Edwards definitely think discipline is warranted. At the very least, let this investigation teach the teacher about humiliation as a tactic for bad behavior.”

Eat it!

Add sincere, happy and not self-conscious. These are just hateful people. I wish brain aneurysms on them all.

Yes, because only women are capable of empathy and kindness.

Less annoying than you. He wrote In Cold Blood and Breakfast at Tiffany’s....what have you done?

Can you imagine how impacted with feces his colon must be from eating all of that fast food? In keeping with the Jezebel trend, I’m sure it’s orange dookie.

And Alaska too! Kind, professional attendants and they take on-time performance very seriously. I’ve had very few delays. I flew on American this weekend and what a friggin’ nightmare.