Yeah, that’s where I first learned about Chanukahgelt, giving money for the holidays.

Are there more ads in this new AVClub than there were before? The place is ugly with them.

Just checking to see if I’m out of the Grays. If that checks out, there are some other criticisms on the layout.

Am I out of the grey yet?

So, am I out of the grays yet?

Am I still Grey?

Just checking to see if I can get published yet.

Am I in yet? No, I’m still pending!

It’s not letting me log in as Swampgas Man. Is THAT why I’m grey? HELP ME GET OUT OF THE GREY, SOMEONE!

WHY AM I GREY? I’M A LEGACY ACCOUNT, I DEMAND TO BE PUBLISHED JUST LIKE DIKACHU!

WHY AM I GRAY?

Am I still gray? Is it a Google Chrome thing? Would switching to Firefox help?

WHY AM I GREY?!!

Except now, I’m “Pending Approval.” This sucks, AVClub. I’m heading over to the Avocado or Tolerability Index.

Well, I was the Swampgas Man, now I’m The Quirk again. Still me, the same ol’ fun-lovin’, bisexual, porn-maker that I always was.