The cognitive dissonance of “3DS” and “Classic” while I’ve got an original DMG here on my desk was so strong that I began to rapidly age and crumble to dust as if I’d taken a drink from the false Grail. 💀

Yeah. I’m thinking “dude, you don’t like owing your wife anything, maybe you shouldn’t have married her”.

This is why I don’t buy into militant atheism. People will be religious about anything.

If you think a memory expansion card, the repair parts to a controller (since you can buy those now), and a GamePass/PS+ subscription costs over a thousand dollars, you're sorely mistaken

Crazy that the master race has thin skin. You’d think their genetics would be better.

Microsoft has way too much control over PCs, so I’m not feeling comfortable.

Every time3 I give PC gaming a go I’m reminded why I don’t.

Give children OPTIONS? You monster! /s

He’s dangerous only if he can get a bunch of dumb fellow pols and gullible voters to support his bullshit no matter how extreme it is and how much it will hurt people they actually know and...

Don't forget all that child labor!

It’s kind of surprising you’ve never heard of that company before; they’re a juggernaut in the mobile space, and have been ever since you could download games onto your phone in the early 2000s. And yes, they’ve always been as scummy as you’d expect from a game company founded by a Guillemot (in this case, Michel).

Also fun, the Guardian just posted a story about him declaring the need to return to 18th century values.

So... legal slavery, no votes for women, married women are essentially the property of their husbands, full citizenship only for white male land owners... got it.

This is the best point here. If we mandate children in schools, we should be feeding them. 

Listen to what he believes. He’s dangerous. 

Do any of these people, you know, ask the kid what they want to eat for lunch?

This is why school lunches should be universally free. 

TOS agreements are not legal contracts. They aren’t enforceable by a court. They’re just exact terms of you using a service and the provider agreeing to provide services on the same terms. The smash scene will go underground and Nintendo will just not make any money on them.

So some genocide is good then?

It’s an issue of history and easier access to archives. Sure, it’s possible that there can be physical collections of all games ever made. But with digital products, we try to make it easier for future humanity to have the option of always being able to access what has been made for a digital medium.

I will say it becomes harder and harder to WANT to replay games today. Looking back at something like Elden Ring, I absolutely loved that game and it’s not even a genre of game I normally play. Will I ever go back and invest another 100 hours into it? Probably not. However, I can blow through Donkey Kong Country on my…