Fuck yes to all of this.

I spent a night in the parking lot of Best Buy to get a Playstation 3. I wanted to do the waiting in line thing once, and only once.

I saw a guy drop a big rock on his brother’s head on accident during a joke. I saw people try to fight a photographer for the store because they didn’t want their photo taken. I saw some…

I was okay with his death because the jokes and the character had been overplayed and played out.

Then everything that came after was just a bunch of serious people doing serious things with no levity.

Really needed a balance.

Saint is the closest thing to “comedic” relief now, unless you count Nimbus, who is just a…

I can absolutely understand why people don’t like the randomness of Baldur’s Gate; especially if you’ve never played a table-top RPG before.

Constantly missing everything at low levels is especially frustrating when you’re trying to figure out the game and everything can kill you. 

On one hand, I’m guessing they’re just talking about the game, not life.

On the other hand, you have made me realize just how much life is like a souls game; endless challenges made arbitrarily hard for the benefit of the few, and the only advice anybody ever gives you is “get gud” and expect to fail for most of it.

This look like it would have been right at home in the ‘90s but it would have been a parody instead of a joke.

Now that’s some gaming nostalgia I could do without.

Oh, they spin it like it was an assault on “the children” because supposedly Mulvaney has underage viewers and was corrupting them with beer and transexual cooties.

I’m starting to think “underage viewers” is the new boogey man on the block. 

I’d rather sue to have accurate calorie/nutrition information than have lawsuits about how the little pumpkin doesn’t have a face because the image on the front of the package does.

If you thought we were leaving AI discourse behind in 2023, I’m sorry to tell you that you were very, very wrong.

Mario Paint was the shit.

The mouse worked for the crappy/legendary SNES Jurassic Park game during the first person portions, too. 

Sea of Stars ended up breaking the year-long streak of games I picked up this year that I found myself really struggling to finish.

Yup. Turning 45 next year and seeing the 45-54 crowd referred to as “olds” is weird.
I don’t think I would have even considered that “old” when I was a 20-something.

All of these drinks sound excessive.

I’m going to guess that a lot of those searches are either from people too young to know Chun-Li is from street fighter, who encountered her first on on Fortenite, or that the “Fortenite” part is auto-filled when people are typing “Chun-Li” with one hand and they hit “search” anyway because its faster. 

I got Final Fantasy Remake part one when it was Playstation Plus, but I never got around to playing it.

Does it stand on its own or is it “Nostalgia: The Game”?

I almost feel like waiting until it is all out. 

Yes, they can.

Now shut the fuck up and go to Burger King or wherever they tolerate you. 

That’s all you’ve got? “Things can change”.

I was going to apologize for what I originally wrote about you just believing what you are told about why things are they way they are and why they can’t change before deciding it wasn’t fair and changing to a less critical response.

Looks like I was right the first time.

Yeah. I’ve seen that one, too.

Sometimes it seems like the only options are expensive and correct, or multiple shades of fast and cheap.