Seeing the art from Ninja Gaiden/Ninja Spirit/Ninja Ryuukenden reminds me of screaming into my pillow so the rest of the household didn’t know how absolutely furious I was with a game.

For me as a 44 year-old man; there is zero appeal. Yeah, I’d go out of my way to grab a Quarter-Pounder to hear a favorite celeb’s voice taking my order, but it wouldn’t be something I’d care about more than once.

Now, a child getting their order taken by a character from the FOTM Disney movie or children’s show would…

Yeah, that’s about the only way I would care about celebrity AI voices taking my order. 

I tried one after years of hype. It’s okay.

It’s a vehicle for mediocre barbecue sauce. Wash off the sauce and you’ve got some bland sausage. 

Good luck with that “mil or two”.

A lot of the “death of” articles from the past few years were really eye-roll worthy.

I agree some things needed to die, and some did. But so many “dead things,” were only temporarily suspended.

Exactly what I thought when they showed the clips the trailer bits were based off of.

That’s nothing.

Wait until there’s “flaming hot charged lemonade.” It is the next evolution of all this super hot, caffeinated food and drink.

When you lay it out like that I can understand why people feel that there are way too many microtransactions, even if I don’t care about cosmetics or the issues people have with them.

However, it really hammers in how much of that I consider “normal” for a “games as service” until you really look at it. 

So maybe I misunderstood what was “confusing.”

Confusing expansions, excessive amount of currencies and microtransactions.

Quiznos deserved to die; it destroyed the barrier between “the Internet” and the “Real World,” and now we have meme candidates winning presidential elections. 

I eat a lot of things at parties without knowing what they are. 

I felt the same way but I’m guessing they don’t have any legally safe screenshots of a 10 year old game laying around.

The amount of things you can’t use because of potential legal problems is staggering. Every year my company has us do “legal training” and it is basically lawyers telling us what we can’t do/use…

I was unnerved by the static dicks, but now I know I will be in for a better experience the next time my brother’s girlfriend shoves her Dragonkin barbarian’s dick into my halfling’s face.

Exactly.

Now, if we want to discuss the quality of some of these games at that price point, that’s a different matter. Same goes for DLC, in-game stores, ect...

Ya’ll are crying in the comments about how this woman is making so much money, but none of you seem to be considering the only way she’s making all this money is because people are making even more money from what she is doing.

That’s a lot of money.

I used to like them, until I started eating other apples.

From what I understand, there was a big push to plant them for a while. 

This is the best comment here. 

I’ve been a sad, lonely man all my life, and I’ve never seen the appeal of “cam girls”.
I never thought I could get laide by throwing enough money at strippers, either.