Nobody was confused and the “angst” was justified anger, you knobs.

Between these guys, WotC and all the things like car manufacturers’ trying to make formerly included amenities like seat warmers a subscription, the new “future” of bleeding us dry to feed shareholders and investors is here, or at least if we let it…

I don’t know whether I’m glad I have never heard of any of these products because it means I am not spending all my time online or if I should be ashamed because I no longer know what’s “cool.”

Oh, wait, yes I do; me.

Dad joke. 

Jesus Christ, I’m glad I didn’t read any of these, instead just scanning to see if I knew of any.

That would have given me a stroke. 

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

I did not hold out. I bought one last year right before I got COIVD for the first time and playing Monster Hunter Rise on that slightly bigger, brighter screen was really neat.

It was the first time I’ve EVER bought an “upgrade” console since Atari (unless the old one broke).

Now I kinda wish I had waited.

Orange chicken does not come in “rolls.”

However, I’d pay more than I’d like to admit to be able to have one more box of LaChoy mini egg rolls.

While all my pedestrian friends were munching on Tonito’s pizza rolls back in high school, I was savoring tiny eggrolls, complete with tiny shrimp, while we watched horror…

They’re probably banking on that happening, so now we can get a panic about how “those people” are finally showing their true selves and want to forcibly “take over.”

Too bad our grandfathers did not bring that response home and give domestic Nazis the same treatment. Instead, too many of them were fooled the same way the Germans were a few years later by McCarthy, and here we are.

Benny boy, I would love a job standing around being a dipshit, so if you can find me the job posting for fake Nazis, I’d love to join them and get on George Soros’ payroll or whatever the fuck you think is going on.

This is one of those things where I will simultaneously think it is stupid to leave a person you barely know in you house while you are sleeping and feel bad for the victim of the theft because not everybody trusts absolutely no one like me and they shouldn’t have to think “is this person a thief’ when hooking up. 

I…

I hope they weren’t able to copyright “tabi”. 

Now that you mention it....

My “local” news station was one of the ones bought by Sinclair and they play ads for some show called “The Full Measure” every once in a while. It always looks like a very serious look at a very serious problem at face value, and it is, but you can always see the conservative spin on it if you look close enough.

I…

I always thought kitchens would make the best “reality television,” but there would be obvious problems with showing people what really goes on in the most interesting kitchens. 

I wonder how many people on board with this were the same people who lost their minds at the thought of a person tattling on another person for violating any COVID-19 restrictions.

Also, The Lilith Fund is an amazing name, though it probably has less to do with the mythology of Adam’s first wife and probably more to…

Brought to you by the people who wept in fear and anger of the idea of enforcing ANYTHING that had to do with stopping the spread of a deadly communicable disease, if even half-measures for a short period of time. 

Weird.

I usually see people writing about how “liberal” every news outlet but Fox is. 

The teenagers have nothing on the burned-out adults who realize shitty service level jobs that don’t pay them enough to afford a place to live or even transportation to work are all they have to look forward to for the rest of their lives.

This.

The same goes for restaurants and avoiding food-borne illnesses. I’ve been in enough kitchens to know nothing is up to standards at all times in most of them, and there are always things that would make customers raise an eyebrow, yet we still have few incidents of people getting sick or food-borne illness…

Gilgamesh had a better search for immortality story.