Oh, did I miss the story where every single administrator in the university and athletic department resigned? Did I miss that? Did the football team get the death penalty? No? Oh, you mean it’s business as usual and lets not think about it too hard, especially if you are a fan and didn’t get a phallus rammed in your…

You mean the fact that dozens of kids got a penis rammed in their butts against their wills and the university knew and did nothing? You mean I should let that go, man? 

Paterno 1979

Sandusky's ghost glazed the football with a layer of ectoplasm.

Penn State shouldn’t even HAVE a football team. Fucking boy-touching kiddy-diddlers.

This is one of those games where you wish both could lose, purely on account of their sleazy coaches. 

Penn State is used to cheering for coaches that watch and participate in choke jobs. 

Or the fact that Penn State willingly enabled child molestation for decades. Rooting for OSU is a lot better than PSU. 

Rooting for Ohio State in any form makes me feel gross, but the thought of that crowd of 100,000 PSU fans watching that inexplicable play call and defensive choke job is some top-tier schadenfreude

Another blow to whiteness.