This is the Big Ten in a nutshell.   You need a team to pull out the win?   Too bad, they’ll choke and let you down.

Is this the first time you’ve seen or heard of this sport called American Football? That would need to be true for you to have any credibility after your comment - a comment which has no basis in fact or in principle. Following your logic, a team should run a play it is not “good at” simply because the point is to…

Wow.  That’s what you call statistically significant.

FYI - Deadspin won’t allow upvotes to your replies. Looks like DS decides what we can like and dislike on here.  Sometimes nds about right is one is aware of their politics.

You mean which Big Ten school can out-perv the other?   (Sandusky, Nassar, et al)

This is what’s called “First World Problems.” Oh, and gurlz power y’all.

Monkeypox - as a white man I take offense to your false claim that somehow bc I am white I can murder black men indiscriminately and avoid investigation. You are flat wrong. Ed Buck can get away with this bc he has donated many millions to powerful democrats - democrats who are powerful and corrupt themselves. If…

Wow, drama much? “Could hardly move without tripping over...” Jeez. Funny b/c I live in America and I can go a year or more without seeing a service/care/safe space/comfort dog and I’m on the road a lot.

My first trip thru jezebel. So is this sexual personification of animals typical for commenters here?

Can I get my 30 seconds back?

Dr. MVN, Just a word of advice.....don’t start sentences with “My wife is a huge....” anything. Doesn’t matter. All she’ll see is “Wife” and “huge.”

Whimsy? One more person uses Whimsy as a serious word and I’m going Anton Chugur with that stupid antler candlestick thru this whole comment section.

He said the female HEAD, not antlers. Reading is good...

These USED to be hilariously anti-W-S but have slowly become veiled positive comments. W-S got to Drew, and now the end is near.....