shout out to everyone who thinks some well placed laws can “reform” policing in this country

can someone answer a question for me: this woman has been married to a pretty famous athelete for most of my life - why have I seen her name and face more in the last three months than in the previous two decades she’s been “famous”?

wait i also used to make campbells sandwiches. 

I think I ate a PB&J&Doritos three times a week for lunch in 5th grade

I put some instant noodles (shout out to the instant mi goreng packs with the bumbu sauce) on a buttered kaiser roll while stoned the other night and it was a much more satisfying meal than I am willing to admit. I had to fight myself against making a second one

I love that renting this game at blockbuster seems to be a shared experience. I adored this game when me, my bro cousin rented and and beat it over a long weekend.

cut all the way around instead of scoring with an X, also soak them first

I roasted some recently after feeling nostalgic for the roast chestnut snacks my dad would make us in the winter. they taste pretty meh roasted.

1. definitely don’t do the classic X scoring, it makes them a pain in the ass to peel. Its better to give them a circular cut all the way around

in a year full of sad, twisted, downright batshit news stories, I don’t know if I’ve read anything else this year that just made me stop and stare up at the ceiling for a while.

yeah the deepfake version here only looks slightly better than what we got on screen, and not by much

legitimately do not believe it was de-aging. if so it looks much, much worse than any other attempts we’ve seen in media the last two decades (the stewart/mckellan de-aging in X3, the RDJ de-aging in Civil War, the Douglas in Antman & the Wasp)

looking up this actor - I would not have minded if they’d just passed him off at Luke Skywalker! Especially seeing as he kinda looks like he could’ve been the son of Christensen’s Anakin Skywalker

Wait....hamil was actually involved in that Mando finale? Even though the voice sounded nothing like him? And the “de-aging” made him look like a PS3 cutscene?

wow this article is the right intersection of my own dashed hopes and dreams and specific flavor of self-loathing.

Yes. We have de facto age limits in many other jobs, should be the same with government service. 

someone recommended it to me and that rulebook is completely impenetrable. it’s organized worse than any other modern TTRPG book I’ve come across

My mom makes a dish called “blanc mange” which I’ve always thought was weird but it is delicious and has always been a hit: mix cool whip, condensed milk and sour cream with caned fruit cocktail (just the fruit, not the juice)

could’ve just typed “national debt jubilee” 

Even know, all I want is a way to make the on-screen text bigger. I literally cannot play the the game because of how small it is