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I saw this movie in theatres for my....14 or 15th birthday? The soundtrack impacted my taste in music for YEARS. Grits, the Teriyaki Boyz, I was bumping all the shit when I finally got my first car (a volvo that could not drift but I did manage to get it up on two wheels once without dying)

its not as much work as you think. the most irritating part of the process is just getting the right texture in a food processor

I made the BA Duck Fat flour tortillas and let me tell you.....THEY SLAP

I bought a bag of field corn before qurantine and made some pretty so-so tortillas. I was informed by a great abuela/chef/educator on instagram that I’d definitely overcooked my corn so I plan on giving it another go soon. Just got my latest butcherbox so maybe I’ll do some carnitas

Mandy Lee has been killing it over at Lady & Pups for years

my thing with teigan is exactly what you’re describing: she’s famous because she’s hot and has a rich husband. she hit the life lottery. it’s absurd that she thinks anyone who speaks on her needs to be nice.

that’s amazing

I got my murder swarms mixed up, definitely meant cicadas

remember a few years ago when the locusts were supposed to be emerging? after finding out that they are edible after breaching ground, I woke up a few mornings in a row trying to hunt them. I was going to eat the locusts.

Its so strange! Do you never cook like, lasagna? Roast a chicken? Pulled pork? What do you cook that you won’t eat again the next day (or day after? I love meal prepping)

my mom would cook twice a week growing up so it was eat leftovers or eat hot pockets/tv dinners/cereal/ aka a bunch of stuff I don’t eat now as an adult. It’s such a bizarre stance for her to hold on to

this is such a good post. thank you.

I know this feeling. I stopped baking bread because a loaf doesn’t even last 12 hours in this house.

my partner grew up with a very traditional mexican mother who made dinner for the family every single night - as such my partner has a deep seated aversion to *home cooked leftovers* that has always been irritating but has really started to grate more during lockdown. She’ll squirrel away some leftover takeout for a

made the stuffed pizza recipe from marc vetri’s “mastering pizza” last night. always a crowd pleaser. used to throw these together for my D&D group.

exactly my thought.

guacamole doritos

original recipe rice krispy treats cereal just so my partner will stop bitching about how they ruined it

its not that good. its ridiculously underseasoned (even the “spicy” version just has a spicy mayo) and people need to get it through their heads that a brioche and brioche-like buns have no real place near fast food, or food in general.

Honestly I firmly believe he told her, correctly, that *she* couldn’t beat Trump and that she and her team are spinning it as an anti-woman thing. According to folks more involved in both campaigns she’s been telling this story behind closed doors for months.