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You’re right and you should keep saying it

when I told my old trainer that I (jokingly, but not that jokingly) wanted to look like Michael B Jordan did as killmonger she looked me dead in the face and said “it’s not possible without steroids”

I’ve been re-reading Morrison’s JLA run and the way The Flash is drawn is so mind boggling. He’s bulkier than Batman, Wonder Woman and Superman! The only member of the team physically on par with him is Martian Manhunter

85 stallone is what I think batman would look like IRL, while 79 is what I think superman would look like

There’s actually some gossip suggesting the real hold up on the film is Reynold’s making some demands Disney won’t sign off on

its not as much work as you think. the most irritating part of the process is just getting the right texture in a food processor

I made the BA Duck Fat flour tortillas and let me tell you.....THEY SLAP

I bought a bag of field corn before qurantine and made some pretty so-so tortillas. I was informed by a great abuela/chef/educator on instagram that I’d definitely overcooked my corn so I plan on giving it another go soon. Just got my latest butcherbox so maybe I’ll do some carnitas

Mandy Lee has been killing it over at Lady & Pups for years

my thing with teigan is exactly what you’re describing: she’s famous because she’s hot and has a rich husband. she hit the life lottery. it’s absurd that she thinks anyone who speaks on her needs to be nice.

that’s amazing

I got my murder swarms mixed up, definitely meant cicadas

right but I think we see from the start of Attack of the Clones that Obi-Wan has done an absolutely dog shit job of training Anakin. Sure he’s an amazing bad ass commando, but he’s reckless, violent, sure of his every impulse. By any metric, he should’ve washed out before he was elevated from a Padawan.

remember a few years ago when the locusts were supposed to be emerging? after finding out that they are edible after breaching ground, I woke up a few mornings in a row trying to hunt them. I was going to eat the locusts.

Same. It feels like the most Star Trek episode of the entire show

I am madly in love with Sohla. She’s so dreamy

This is great. I’m so glad these inspired you to start cooking!

Its so strange! Do you never cook like, lasagna? Roast a chicken? Pulled pork? What do you cook that you won’t eat again the next day (or day after? I love meal prepping)

my mom would cook twice a week growing up so it was eat leftovers or eat hot pockets/tv dinners/cereal/ aka a bunch of stuff I don’t eat now as an adult. It’s such a bizarre stance for her to hold on to

this is such a good post. thank you.