that’s what they call models with big butts who take their clothes off for black magazines instead of white ones

it really does gross me out how rappers will just raw all the ladies their friends and fucking as well

You know Drizzy’s mom was so disappointed when she found out he didn’t wrap his jimmy

Every single “we can’t talk about X because Y” take has pushed us towards this exact national moment.

this fucking clown has no original ideas or any intellectual rigor applied to his shoddy work at all

Brown sugar, juniper berries and garlic in your brine will really make a pork chop sing

This is actually U.S. foreign policy in a nutshell.

These assembly lines existed before Trump. When my partner was working on her thesis on migration she traveled to the border (something her department wouldn’t pay for because the federal funding it received was dependent on it no producing work about immigration the U.S. government didn’t agree with - namely, what…

Recently joined the PS4 club. Got myself a mess of games (why did I wait so long to play Persona 5 and The Witcher?) but I plan on devoting my free time this weekend (I work Friday - Monday, which blows) and alternating between Overwatch and Monster Hunter.

am I the only one put off by the white bread leads? 

“The story sees four co-workers at a weapons manufacturer find themselves battling their blood-thirsty co-workers after they’re turned into rage-consumed hordes by an energy drink.”

wow I can’t believe DC finally realized shonen jump is popular

My dad used to make scrambled eggs with canned salmon when I was a kid - never even bothered to make sure he’d gotten out all the bones. Every time I pass them in the market I get kind of nostalgic - think I’ll give this recipe a shot

Not excited for this new creative team, Higgins has been knocking it out of the park. I was excited to see what he might’ve accomplished by issue 50.

Kind of shitty the only thing standing between this dude and a soloist position is the name on his degree

she’s not gonna pay tho

I love this site but a woman’s either got to hurt a kid, an animal, work for Trump or dislike Beyonce to get criticized 

I’m so sorry

if your bread game is on point I highly recommend making some bagels, give them a nice long overnight ferment and then topping them with some furikake when they come out of their boil

I really identify where the first person is coming from.