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I didn’t even know this existed. If I can get my little brother to mail me our N64 I might have to invest one if only because I’ve missed blasting fools away in perfect dark

my mind went to dashcon when I first started seeing this thing kicked around and kickstarted - and I never stopped thinking that even when they announced a date and everything. everything about the way the dude involves (he follows me on twitter) spoke about the lead up just made me think “this event isn’t gonna

I bought a bag of citrate for the express purpose of making cheese and I have no idea where it is

Curses. I’ve been looking for a decent pretzel recipe for a while. All the popular ones I’ve tried have been a bust and it confuses me to no end that neither peter reinhart or bernard clayton include pretzel recipes in their rather exhaustive bread recipe compilations

I want someone to do a dive into the rumors that WB paid him a handsome sum to leave Batgirl and not make a fuss.

Everyone should have learned after the disaster that was dashcon

Been waiting for this one.

This incident made me think about the little white girl (she was 3 or 4) who rushed to tell her parents “someone was stealing from our car!” when I was pulled up in front of her house unloading my own trunk. The lady took one look at me and hushed her child and rushed her inside (an apology would’ve been nice)

I was tweeting about this the other day

When I worked at a terrible bougie local smoothie chain we rarely threw away the excess smoothie. We usually stored it up other employees to drink on shift or we’d dole it out in little samples to customers

I have never had a problem bringing food on a plane. I brought a whole smoked turkey and a bag of goat meat home with me last thanksgiving.

It’s true. I should’ve played stardew this morning instead of breath of the wild while nursing this hangover and all I did was run around aimlessly for a few hours and knock myself off cliffs with ill-timed bomb detonations

Someone please save Stan Lee

Love this game and the only that pulled me away from it is finally getting a switch - I need a port ASAP

so I may or not work for one of the evil rideshare companies. every once in a while they’ll bring us into a room to listen to a call where someone gets into with a driver whos going “I work you guys, I’m an employee-” and the person on our end will go “actually you’re an independent contractor” and as you can imagine

the smoothie place I used to work at made me sign and NDA that I’d never reveal any of their *secret* recipes

there’s no reason to ever give your employers at a restaurant any of your ideas

All my years watching anime and it was stuff like this I never stopped being kind of irked by - these laughs, the pratfalls, the panty shots, the finger in ass stuff - just the little quirks of japanese humor that I never was able to come around on

These children give me hope that the next generation will be able to rise up and we’ll stand together and burn down the homes of those who would keep us in chains.

do any pretzel lovers in this thread have a good pretzel recipe? I’ve tried many too no avail - baking soda doesn’t work, baked baking soda doesn’t work (still too squeamish to try actual lye)