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I have an unexplainable but strong dislike for RDJ. He’s just so...smug?

Just taking a noun and adding shaming after it does not make “[noun] shaming” a thing.

Wow. Much special. Very snowflake.

Why isn’t, “Ugh, probably” an option?

I’m kinda bummed our thread about being invisible didn’t make the cut, because there’s another side to this coin as well. Particularly considering women included in this group (of women who have never experienced being checked out) includes women with disabilities, or women that have never conformed with gender roles,

Her colleague’s face lol.

But Bruce painted a different picture during the interview, saying that, while Kris is a good person whom he loves, they might have still been together if she’d been really understanding of his transition.

Before the new recipe it was a weird breed of amnesia booze. This is what I remember: drank one and a half in the back seat of the car that night woke up eating Indian food the next afternoon. I got time travel drunk.

But Bud Light has a taste! It’s the taste of water that’s leeching from a garbage bag that maybe has both kitty litter and old take-out in it.

I have a feeling this is going to somehow spur Four Loko to be even more aggressive in its attempts to be the #1 date rape alcohol of choice.

Does Jesus of House Christ show up in the next books?

Someone on Facebook just today: Ugh, why do I have to get stuck sitting for hours next to the guy that keeps whispering at me “what’s your name” and “can I have your number”?

The good news: He is a giant. So tall, so buff. And he was being very cute with his wife.

Can we please talk about how the flayed man is the most f*cked up sigil ever? Like everyone else has an animal or a flower but the Boltons have a fucking flayed man.

Slynt was a toolbag, and his whingeing at the end only made me that much gladder to see him get daid. Also, that scene gave us the delightful little Subtle And Maybe Slightly Grudging Nod Of Approval From Stannis.

STOP BESMIRCHING THE GOOD NAME OF JAIME LANNISTER! He was probably shopping for his daughters because he's an awesome dad! Or, like, he lost a bet and went and bought a whole lot because he is a motherfucking oath keeper!

There are times when I am a terrible turd of a person, and humblebragging is one of those times. I enjoy not reacting to humblebrags when I’m with someone. I don’t know why, and I’m trying to find a better, less bitchy way to react, but there is this satisfaction in someone saying something like that and just going,

I *might* have dreamed it, but I swear that I once read an article about Evangeline Lilly where she talked about actually praying to god to not be pretty.

“Just rolled out of bed and still get hit on all the time, so annoying.”

You’re sanctimonious and your comment is wholly unnecessary.