Because faux-outrage sheds pounds and makes your hair shinier?

Right, that was my thought too. The joke was on guys that say that kind of thing after rejection. THAT’s what they were making fun of.

It was a dumb attempt at being funny, but I’ll never get how this is being labelled misogyny.

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

and how it views honest art made about black people

Go to Vital, you can get there through Deadspin. Jezebel isn't a health food blog, has no obligation to be one and I like it that way.

Google Orthorexia nervosa.

I’m not trying to be a jerk, but like...Annie’s is $3 a box. Kraft is 2 for $1. I hope the change doesn’t cause a spike in the price. I know cheap mac and cheese supplemented with cheap proteins and some veggies was the only way my sister was able to feed her kids for a couple of years during their childhood.

It’s not pushing back against healthy eating, it’s pushing back against the bullshit, non-science based nonsense that idiots like the Food Babe focus on.

I hate that Kraft caved to Fraud Babe, and I don’t even like their macaroni and cheese. If we only ate things the Fraud Babe was okay with, there would be nothing to eat because she is against everything because she can’t pronounce the ingredients.

Dear White People > Selma. Selma was a good movie, but it was a bit emotionally manipulative. Get On Up, Beyond The Lights, The We & The I were other solid releases. We & The I released in 2013 in limited theaters, but overall I think it’s a 2014 release. I’d say Nightcrawler, Citizen Four, Girl Walks Home alone at…

"Selma" was only the most important American movie of 2014 to people oblivious to indies and documentaries. Hell, "Dear White People" deserves at least as much consideration.

You adipose stories like this more often.

“I think Kim is amazing. She’s made a career — as a lot of celebrities have — of breaking into the lifestyle business. She’s got that part of me up her sleeve!”

Next on Fox News: “Why is President Obama spending so much time pole dancing instead of fighting ISIS? Stay tuned for part five of our 17 part series on why Obama is the worst president in the history of everything.”

I also have quite the combo of ancestries, what with the German father and Jewish mother - a probable mix of Nazis, slaveowners, and one Pearl Harbor vet on my dad’s side, and many Holocaust victims on my mom’s.

Why are people so passionate about avoiding all these things?

Six years ago, my 4 year old cousin died from a particular aggressive form of cancer. He was lucky - his parents were well off lawyers and were able to travel to the states for cancer treatments, which meant that he was able to see his 4th birthday rather than dying 6 month earlier. We tried everything we possibly…

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And this, my friends, is one of the many reasons I LOVE being an only child. An only child of a gay father and straight mother who were married long enough for appearances sake and to produce me.