........... are you me??

STOP GIVING MORGAN SPURLOCK AIRSPACE TO SAY THINGS PEOPLE! I’ve hated this hack since his damm movie came out and everyone started treating him like some kind of revolutionary genius in how we eat. Yes we get it, eating fast food for 30 days is bad for you. No one has every disputed that. This is not some kind of…

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

Also, it doesn’t hurt that she named her cat after me.

Nope. I’d say you were doing parenting wrong if you bought the giant cheese things from Sam’s Club.

My 4 and 2 year olds once hid and ate one of those giant industrial-sized vats of cheese puffs from Costco in one day. (...Am I doing this parent thing wrong?)

"Hey girl, I'm going to tell you I don't want to be in a serious relationship, but if I did want one, it would definitely be with you and then I'm going to call you when I'm drunk and tell you I love you and then pretend not to remember it even though I do it every fucking time I go out. Cool?"

As someone who was tricked TWICE by her older brother into eating ice cream that was, in fact, Crisco shortening, I endorse this message

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Whenever there is a post that talks about smart children, commenters immediately come out to lament about the burdens of being gifted, and the weight of the expectations loaded upon these special and smartest snowflakes. Don’t live my struggle, they stoicly request. I’m no hero, they whisper to the apathetic masses.…

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are tongue-ing each other all over Coachella.

How freaking adorable is Matt Saracen Zach Gilford?

Unpopular Opinion: he’s cute but not that cute.

Dissection Kills? I don’t think that’s what killed them.

I know how to do all that stuff. I’m over it. I can make hummus. I can roast a chicken. I can bake a layer cake. I know how to do those things. I don’t want to.

ughhhh. people.

I was visiting NY state last summer and the clerk at a wine store was able to check my Canadian drivers license against an international database in like 10 seconds...good to know the same technology isn’t available for tracking accused rapists.

I kind of feel sorry for him as I feel sorry for the victims. I cant help myself than to think that he is a very very misled kid, and that he could have turned out way different if our world would not be filled with so much hate and inequality. Ok I am bracing myself for whatever I am getting now.

I am glad that the verdict tracks what my understanding is of the case. I’m a Masshole and Boston Marathon runner (who is thankful often for her 2013 injury that prevented participation in that particular race). However, I’ve never personally had a case that hit home my opposition to the death penalty like this one.…

“Got away with it for so long? This isn’t long at all, with the drinks and the long pants and the football and the pudding pops.....”