Yup! Miniature Pekingese, Shih Tzus, and Chinese Imperial mostly.

We’ve all had them. I cried at the gym two months ago because “Blank Space” came on the speakers and my ex and I had just broken up (one of our last conversations was about how much we both shamelessly loved that song). TAYLOR SWIFT, FFS!

Ketchup is repulsive and has absolutely no reason to exist. This is coming from someone who LOVES tomatoes.

Thank you! I love tomatoes and everyone I associate with regularly hates them. They’re all dicks about it, so maybe it’s a case of both sides compensating for the other side being assholes.

Hey, dancing is the one thing Brit legit does well. This joke was a valiant effort, though.

Beyonce gives way too much of a shit about what other people think to be a Samantha.

Yes. You are the only woman in all the land who doesn’t wear makeup.

I do this too. I like to take them completely seriously and focus on whatever negative thing they said, completely ignoring the brag part. You can always see the disappointment in their faces that you didn’t pick up on it.

I agree! I’m pretty girly, but I hate dresses. I hate having to worry about sitting with my knees together or the wind blowing the skirt up. I’m also tall, so they all look like long shirts on me. And they never really feel like they fit quite right. Jeans fit me perfectly and I can sit like a dude on the subway, win…

Velveeta is disgusting and amazing. I love it so.

I know everyone thinks it’s cool to hate on Blake Lively, but I like her. I like her even more now because I’ve never seen Star Wars either (not for any reason, I just...haven’t).

I didn’t realize this at the time, but I went to Disney World with my cousins when I was probably 11 or 12. I wore shorts and a halter top because, well, Florida. When we went out to dinner after, my cousin’s husband mentioned how disgusted he had been to see so many grown-ass dads checking me out. I’d gotten…

I’m only second-generation, so I’m pretty confident that my Nazi relatives killed some of my Romani relatives. Good stuff!

I don’t either. They mostly look the same and they smell weird. The only babies I think are actually cute are Prince George and North West.

He is the cutest. I do not like babies at all and am generally immune to those smelly little aliens, but this one is pretty adorable.

I love this. I’m in my lateish 20’s and the angsty teen movie/TV show/novel is one of my favorite genres, probably because I was a very well-adjusted teen and am living vicariously through the drama. I had cool parents (but not TOO cool) who let me make my own mistakes, no siblings to fuck up my jive, and I somehow…

Beautifully stated. I completely agree.

I LOVE SHE’S ALL THAT. This scene is golden and I hope they recreate it:

YES. I was in Sweet Charity last year and when we learned the Frug it hit me...no one knew what I was talking about. Thank you.

I’m a millennial (definitely within that generation), and I like music, but it’s not like...my life. Never has been. And I’m a singer! I’m very visual, maybe that’s it? What I’m trying to say is I feel you. :)