I dig Huntsman. But he’s way too decent to be realistically considered.

My asshole cat laughs in the face of spray bottles. 2 minutes later and she’s back at whatever she wasn’t supposed to be doing in the first place.

Yup. I have a dog and a cat, and I love them both very much, but my dog never pulls this shit. Despite being 5 times as big, he is much less of a dick than the 9-pound terror I cohabitate with.

The thing I took away from this is that when my cat breaks things, she is being a dick.

I am definitely not changing my name when I get married. I don't want kids, so that doesn't really make a difference, but my last name right now is really cool-sounding and unique and only a little hard to spell. ;) And no one has ever made fun of it. Plus, my dad is an awesome dude. Unless my future husband has a…

I used to work at a camp and had two little boys in the same group named Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan. They were besties, it was really cute.

Oh...this is...yeah.

SAME! All my friends shit on her because she's a "stupid teenage girl," but ohhhhh just wait.

I like this theory - may not be true, but it gives me some comfort. And Syrio was the coolest.

I guess I'm sort of like your husband - I feel like I look worse than people say. I have always gotten a lot of positive attention for my looks. I guess I can see that I'm objectively attractive when I look in a mirror, but I can't help feeling like they're all over-exaggerating sometimes. I mean, I'm not Charlize…

I liked that too, because that's my life! I am a straight lady, and my bestie is a lesbian - I don't think our relationship is that weird!

It made me LOL. I don't know anything about Kidman, but methinks she'd be much nicer to the staff than Julia Roberts.

I involuntarily let out an "ooooh, noooo" upon seeing this. Thank you.

I haven't either! I've been to a million and nothing exciting has ever happened at any of them.

Yesss, I love haunted hotels! I stayed here once (it's in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania, but has a relatively close proximity to Fallingwater, which we were visiting):

Yes. It's kind of terrible, but very entertaining. I love it.

It's one of the nicer suburbs of Detroit, for sure. Maybe it was different back then? Probably more farmland or something.

I know! I live close to Rochester, and it's actually pretty nice...maybe it was shittier back then, I don't know, but now it's a well-landscaped middle to upper middle class suburb full of snobs. Some good bars downtown, too.

I feel like everyone is trying to convince themselves that Burt's is the best because they like the brand, but really...that shit is waxy as hell and not nearly as good as the others listed. Rosebud Salve, Carmex, and/or EOS for the win.

I feel like everyone is trying to convince themselves that Burt's is the best because they like the brand, but…

This one is the BEST. My dog dug it out of my purse last week, unscrewed the top, and ate the chapstick portion. Even he thinks it's great.

This one is the BEST. My dog dug it out of my purse last week, unscrewed the top, and ate the chapstick portion.…