I like Piper. I don't think she's nearly as offensive as everyone here seems to think she is.

My dad is pretty cool about music (very dorky about other things), but he and his friends are WAY too old to give a shit about Pavement. And I feel like I'm probably not THAT much older than Madeleine?

Mine actually was, because I chose my partner wisely and we were both definitely older than 14. But OBVIOUSLY that is not the norm, and I've certainly had my share of terrible sex.

I have known this since I started going to Chipotle, and have not given a shit since I started going to Chipotle.

I know people here have a serious hate-on for Leo and are against this pairing, but I am SO FOR IT. I mean, I'm 99.9% sure it's bullshit, but I love it.

The dedication displayed in this post is MOST impressive. I love it.

I don't know, I'm pretty into this. But I also enthusiastically follow DILFs of Disneyland, so.

Can't stand anti-e-book snobs! If you're truly a fan of literature, you don't give a shit what form it comes in.

I hate that too. Sounds pretentious. :)

I don't get this. The Renee stuff, I understood - that was NOT the Renee we're used to. But I feel like it's pretty easy to pinpoint that Uma just wasn't wearing eye makeup here? She still looks like Uma, just without mascara...everything else looks the same to me.

I see this picture pretty frequently on various sites and I am still FILLED WITH RAGE every single time.

THIS THIS THIS. Rihanna is the true queen, Beyonce gives too much of a shit and it shows.

I'm actually wondering if Kanye knows who Beck is. Beyonce didn't lose to Ariana Grande or someone like that...

Me too. No shame, it's working for him!

"I was trying to impress the mensfolk as a young piglet and got addicted." - haha, this is basically my exact relationship with bourbon as well. Luckily guys thought I was cool AND it's delicious!

I love me some tequila and am not rich nor on a diet, but yes. This is generally true.

I might as well drink my nail polish remover.

I agree with 100% of this post!

Good. Vodka is basic. YEAH I SAID IT.

This exact thing happened to me too.