He’s such a drama Dean.

He's a real dean-va!

This is the stupidest non story of the year. Jetlagged guy with a stutter acts like jetlagged guy with a stutter during a debate with a 34-count convicted felon serial sexual predator who has declared he intends to be a dictator and replace all remaining government officials with his hand-picked cronies, and this…

Heads up: the link to Rolling Stone is actually to one AVC’s private Google docs.

Starr called the allusions “a bit of a red herring because if we strictly stayed in that lane, the character would be one- or two-dimensional and we wanted to create something a bit more layered than that.”

when someone decides something is true (in this case both the box office and movie industry is dead, and pixar is in its flop era) it can be very difficult to be hit with evidence that it’s not true.

My Web of Flops?

Kinja is going bye-bye soon. Prepare your joy accordingly.

There have only been 6 incumbents who chose not to run and that last one was LBJ 55 years ago. Biden already beat trump. Biden is 81, trump is 78. Trump is a convicted felon 34 times over. Biden is not.

Holy shit, that was some of the dumbest political analysis I’ve ever read, and I read the NYT.

Yup.

Biden cannot beat Trump

If Trump gets back in to the White House, American democracy is over.

Came here for this.

There are some light callbacks, like Electric Company-obsessed street buskers singing the ‘70s theme

Right, but you’re a burglar so that means nothing. 

Your first paragraph needs about six rewrites