Because the ones you had to watch what you say around - parents, teachers, bosses - were figures of authority whom you were obliged to respect.

Man, Garfield doesn’t take shit from anybody!

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so you’re saying just a four-minute ovation at cannes 

Aw man, Garfield’s sold out.

also always respect the absolute gall of the coen bros to make THAT as their followup to fargo. 

And the vocalist in the track? You guessed it! Frank Stallone.

Blair Witch remains the single greatest moviegoing experience of my life, full stop.

I guess I am embarrassingly folksy and cheap then because I found it funny and charming, and really enjoyed the that teens were written as smart and not complete idiots.

Lionsgate’s excuse is that they didn’t give residuals because they thought all three died at the end of the first movie.

I wasn’t that interested in the mystery box aspect, just how the characters were affected by it, and I don’t think we need an explanation of how the machine works. Some shows do need that, but this felt more like magical realism to me, where a detailed explanation of what’s going on is not at all the point.

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your mind! You’re mad when they break and you’re mad when they don’t brake!

a fatal knife fight on the high seas

I liked it a lot and I was honestly hoping that they accidentally brought back Sam Beckett instead, but I would have loved the dynamics of a Season 3.

Yeah. I’ll take “trying to do the right things and not always getting there” over “actually quoting Hitler and saying at his rallies he intends to be a dictator and also committed high treason while goading on his minions to murder the Speaker of the House and his own vice president” any day, thanks.

Goddamn cicadas popping up every four years just to make a lot of mess and noise. This conversation has happened every four years as long as I can remember. If no one with your political leanings has the basic competence and organization to amass enough power to mount a serious presidential run + become a meaningful…

Or just eat your fucking vegetables and you can vote another person next time. Holy shit! It’s not a whaa it i want someone who completely does exactly what I want. It's two options, choice I the next four years or nothing. Anyone else that says different is either a nazi or a stupid baby.

You’re so cool and edgy!

“Both sides" cry the people with nothing to lose

Maybe Biden isn’t the strongest candidate we’ve ever seen, but when the other side has been driven to quoting HITLER at times, perhaps you should be endorsing him to you know, save us from being overrun by fascists?