Whenever they get around to making a real FF movie, assuming that Krasinski is indeed not cast as the “real” Reed, they should still have versions of him pop in through multiverse portals every so often only to be immediately killed in increasingly absurd ways.

Whoever doesn’t die in a fire.

Try 50.

Never saw a single Dispicable Me movie but I love the Boomer memes. Nothing like seeing one of those yellow homunculi with text talking about how back in your day we hit our childrn and society was better for it or some such bullshit. Even funnier if said boomer also laments about how their adult children want nothing…

If you see one it’s to late.  It means there are like a thousand living in you walls.  

“The old will die off, and they’ll take their antiquated and out-of-touch ideas with them.”

I guess I envy your optimism?  But we really need to let go of this “the old bigots will die off and everything will be good” pipe dream.  Because there is a LOT of young bigots out there today.

To be fair, the sisterly relationship was the core and the driving force of Frozen; even though Lilo and Nani’s relationship was crucial to Lilo & Stitch, well, just see the title. On the other hand, Chris Sanders can take some comfort in knowing his is the better film.

Ah that makes sense. Thanks, I’ve seen these for just about every popular TV show/movie/whatever but had no idea which was first.

Hell, people (well, “people”) can literally be cut in half by a lightsaber and come back. A stab in the gut is a doddle.

But she’s not in ANH, is I believe what the reviewer means.

Gym Jordan downplaying sexual assault in sports!? I’m shocked! Shocked I say!

i think boba fett was a worse show but i had more fun hate-watching it and making fun of it than i did passively not disliking this.

I guess they forgot to write the rest of the article? This feels like a blurb.

Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.  

Ah, the classic inter-Marvel rivalry.

Too bad Qui-Gon never learned that “shrug off getting impaled on a lightsaber” trick that all the Inquisitors seem to know

Damn, you must be a real asshole.

This is so nice to make fun of someone with a disability

Remember when the Capitol Police held the doors open as they ushered folks out of the capitol on January 6th?