I understand them being jumpy, what I don’t understand is how a team of comedy writers is facing more immediate consequences than domestic terrorists looking to murder elected officials.

This is a fun opportunity for malicious compliance: point out to Disney that every human character is also a primate and demand they run all of them by the animal consultant team. Grind all production to a halt on every single show.

They had me at Bryan Cranston kicks a boat’s ass.

Holy crap I would have loved to see what kind of crazy Afrofuturism a second season of Lovecraft Country would have brought us.

A few days ago, Tom Hanks was reported saying Forrest Gump should get more critical respect, and he’s ridiculed as an out of touch Boomer, and finally the facade of him being a good guy is wearing away.

“Tom Hanks is too preachy” is a very new, piping-hot take from where I’m sitting, but go off (sans preaching), king.

It sounds like he goes to great lengths to say it’s simply a matter of times changing over three decades. If that sounds preachy....well, that’s worth privately reflecting on.

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

Lizzo didn't say how great it was to say "spaz" first

Gtfoh with this bullshit. You know damn well that this story (assuming it’s true) isn’t simply about someone “changing their mind about something.” You also know damn well that if Boebert simply had a “personal opinion” about abortion, there wouldn’t be a problem. Guess what, everyone has a personal opinion about…

back in treatment for the second time for cocaine. yours and Coopers and everyone’s sobriety gives me hope to keep going <3

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

“As a parent, I oppose abortion” is nonsensical, plenty of parents have both given birth and had abortions.

I don’t think she meant to use the word to challenge/shock anyone or make an artistic point. if she had, she might’ve stuck with it instead of just quickly redoing the song. The middle ground you speak of? This is actually it.

Given how well Galactica 1980 turned out, I feel like this is clearly the best possible option.

It’s amazing how people who don’t have any stake in this and aren’t inconvenienced by it in any way are angrier about it than the person the criticism was directed at

That’s a really nice visual because the noticeable shift over the last few pictures is precisely what he finds so threatening. 

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

“We already do. They don’t pay road tax. They get huge government subsidies. If your tech needs THAT much encouragement, your tech sucks.”

(glances over at the oil industry)

I don’t even know the number of times I hid and dismissed stupid shit about it on social media, and it still popped up.