My wife and I have a friend who’s a kind, perfectly normal person, except she’s a Disney Adult. I remember when we were discussing their layoffs in the wake of Covid, she got weirdly choked up and said, “Abigail will have something to say about it.”

The problem is, I’m not traveling across the country and paying thousands of dollars to watch someone I do not know express themselves.

“GO TO KNOTT’S BERRY FARM YOU PRUDE FUCK!”

~Mickey Mouse

Etymology of the African-American slang word, “Woke”: To be aware of racial inequities and/or injustice.

Gender Reveal Parties are just arson with extra steps.

Sure, couldn’t help but call herself an outsider. She’s certainly not an outsider from the point of view of rich vs poor. How do people not realize that the real “outsiders” are marginalized people, not more uber rich capitalists whose interests are directly protected by the government upholding a capitalist regime?

Toughen up, cupcake. There’s a great big world out there with all kinds of people in it.

“...but a lot of the time, the viewer will just find themselves staring at a screen that’s mostly rocks.”

Whether he’s perched in a crow’s in Thor or inserting USB arrows in The Avengers, Hawkeye, the least exciting team member, rarely gets that much to do.

I had a VHS copy of the MST3k “Mitchell” release and ran it by three women I dated in the 90s. I’ve been with the one who laughed at it the most for almost 20 years. mmmmmmMITCHELL!

The flip side is that Elon Musk has explicitly encouraged the misuse of Autopilot and FSD by flat-out lying about their capabilities. He has claimed that the cars have “all the hardware needed for self-driving,” as if this is a meaningful statement. He’s claimed a Tesla with FSD could do an autonomous cross-country…

Movie, this can’t be our hero. Movie! Can I speak to your supervisor?

Mitchell (MITCHELL!!) is truly not just one of the best episodes of MST3K but one of the best episodes of anything I’ve ever seen.

By the quart!

I want to give an honorable mention for Time Chasers, because it’s just charming. It’s not good, but it’s also not one of those so-bad-it’s-good, it’s just very earnest and very incompetent and I love it for that.

Normal view!

Affable stowaways have been awkwardly popping up on spaceships for decades, apparently.

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

“Three in the morning? In...

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.