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Completely anti-intellectual, aggressively “Christian”, and thinks authoritarianism is freedom.

I find that mentality so stupid...

I give you a star and my best reaction GIF

I think that’s supposed to be gun-nut code-speak. If he’s afraid for his life, he’s justified in shooting you.

I always assumed that was the clap

Why, he might just shit his pants. 

Can this be assault? I think it should be assault.

“You come at me with a needle, and I will be in fear of my life”

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

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Jimmy spoofed Lindell’s shopping network last Thursday. I don’t know who the actor is playing Lindell but the guy deserves an Emmy.  

Kiersey Clemons will reprise her role as Iris West (Barry’s love interest), Ron Livingston has come aboard to replace Billy Crudup as Barry’s dad, and Alfred Molina will reprise his role as Doc Ock from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2.

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I can’t promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank.

I was at their ‘96 convention, and when they announced they were going to show the movie instead of a live show, I was really disappointed, because I had already seen (and loved!) the movie twice, and had REALLY been looking forward to seeing them riff live.

But I understood the reasoning - the movie hadn’t played

Sneaking away under cover of broad daylight in the biggest car in San Fernando Valley...”

There are so many amazing lines from this, and several have made their way into the lexicon of my marriage. Servo imitating Cal saying “RUUUTH” in his deep voice is one of them.

Dr We’ll See

Good Night Moonraker

Just throwing out a link to the Kickstarter for another season:

Great lines from this that I still remember:

That kid’s name? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.