This video gave me Covid-19

Ohmigod you guys, wouldn’t it be super cute if the babies from the two gender reveal wildfires ended up together?

When I was growing up gender reveals didn’t involve explosions, just a trench coat and a bus stop.

Pro-tip to expecting parents. NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

“And here is your candy factory!”

“Yay!”

“And here are all of the various lawsuits, OSHA violations, fines, judgements, and debts that go with it.”
*Klein runs, jumps out the window, and catches a rope ladder dangling from a passing dirigible.*

I would enter this contest in hopes of forever ridding this world of that damned buttered popcorn flavored jelly bean. 

Yeah, man, my fit, healthy 35 year old brother with no pre-existing conditions who climbed mountains and ran regularly before this just needed to be less “inactive”...that must be why 4 months after having COVID he’s suffering from myocarditis and has only JUST been able to complete a two mile walk with no negative…

The weirdest thing is that it brought a lot of the comic book material it riffed on to a larger audience before “official” adaptations did. How many people were introduced to Dr. Orpheus not knowing he was a parody/homage to Dr. Strange? Likewise Baron Ünderbheit and Dr. Doom.

I used to love this show, but the lengthy breaks made it much harder to stay invested in the show. I don’t know that 7 seasons in 16 years was the best formula.

Between the heat wave and the fires, I get the impression that you can do pretty good California barbeque by laying some meat on the sidewalk.

Please don’t light up any BBQs if you live here in California, the sky is filled with enough smoke right now as it is.

I’m standing too far from the screen and have misread click.

The weird part is that the most effective way to do so is to just stay home, which should be super easy.

This is the week that i was married five years back (went through a terrible and unexpected separation and divorce), and during that time what kept me alive was seeing movies at the AMC near my apartment. Even though I am struggling HARD right now- I’m not going to a movie in a theater right now. Not doing it. 

I don’t understand why kinja allows duplicate screen names. And they should add some way to flag this kind of harassment. But I suppose why should this make any more sense than anything other aspect of kinja. (shrug emoticon) 

Once again, fuck every single person who saw in a movie in a theater this weekend.

“Hurray!” ~ That guy from the beginning of Outbreak

There exits no movie that HAS to be seen on a big screen.