Did yall get a “metropolis” vibe when she became the gold killing machine? 

Does Omnicorp make omnibiotics? Is this part of Robocop shared universe?

Experts: “It takes at least 18 months to develop and sufficiently test a vaccine that can safely be sold to the public.”

Jean Stapleton played Edith for five episodes of Archie Bunker’s Place’s 1st season. Her character was killed off between the first and second seasons.

AND NO MOVIE!

I don’t know if this helps, but two out of three of you have aged well.

Well, for starters, I would turn around and find another way. It’s not like you’re just driving along, minding your own business, when a crowd of protesters magically appears out of nowhere and starts pounding on your windows. 

I know we want to win over 2016 Trump voters and honey works better than salt (or whatever), but if you voted for Trump in 2016 and you claim you didn’t know he was a piece of shit, then you are a liar or monumentally fucking stupid.

It’s weird to hear Trump disrespect those who served in the military after all the other times he’s done it and suffered no consequences.

Real heroes don’t get killed in action! Real heroes lie about having bone spurs to avoid the action entirely!

Well, we see five minutes of him being a snotty, self-involved, unnecessarily insecure, confrontational and condescending asshole to her while they’re supposed to be on a date before she delivers that line, so that’s at least partly where she gets to determine that he’s an asshole.

Shawshank means a lot more to me than Pulp Fiction.

Yeah, the books are fucking batshit. Most egregiously because, instead of making Gump just sort of a hapless but amenable fellow, Gump:
1) looks like young Brad Pitt
2) is an idiot-savant in physics
3) can be mean and not a little bit sociopathic
4) and he ends up crash landing a fucking space shuttle onto a…

This is the real life version of that Friends episode where Phobie has the tapes of Old Yeller edited so the movie ends where the dogs alive. 

Oh and also the cut he was watching was titled Forrest Gump: The Lieutenant Dan Story for some strange reason

Ah, the Boomers, the generation that mythologized itself so hard into believing that it saved the world... only to go and reveal that it was all bullshit when they voted for a guy like Trump.

I’ve told this story on here before but fuck it, one more time.

Ya, I did a double take on that one too. Tucker is great.

Heh. I’d buy it.

You got to hand it to them: they don’t just throw shit at the wall, they decorate the fucking room with it.